When he checks the clock, he has writing minutes until class starts and the paper is due. A guy with a piece of paper on his nose. Dive into the first season of SpongeBob SquarePants, filled with waterlogged hilarity and nautical nonsense! (plays the song off-key again). Squidward: Wait, wait, maybe we can trade for something. Wed, Mar 15, 2000 30 mins. Wait, wait, wait, wait... [puts the paper in his mouth and sticks his tongue out revealing a wadded up piece of paper that is wet] Tada! [puts the piece of paper where a mustache would be] Look at me, I'm a guy with a mustache. Then he comes out with his clarinet] (flies away while Squidward drives his shell-cart through the side of his house. (SpongeBob still holding on to it) Let go, let go, let go, let go, let go, let go, let go... (jumps up and down), Squidward: What do you mean you can’t? Kids: Bird! ‎Dive in to classic episodes like Karate Choppers, Hooky, and Wormy! [SpongeBob does it again and comes out as a snowflake] Snowflake, yay! Air Date: Feb 13, 2000 All those wrong notes you played made it sound more original. Haha and you can't have it. Ahoy, mateys! "The Paper" is an episode (16b) in Season 1 of SpongeBob SquarePants. Squidward: Listen, you! Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. Don’t procrastinate like it was with SpongeBob writing an essay in one of the episodes. SpongeBob: Garbage? Music sheet disappears after finishing the song.] [Squidward closes the door] Okay, Squidward, that's a promise I'll just have to keep. Ah, Mr. Paper, I am so lucky to have a friend like Squidward. Later, Squidward is bathing) See, I can have fun taking a bath. [SpongeBob is looking at himself in the mirror with Squidward's shirt on him while Gary is playing his clarinet] Wait, more impressions. [a bunch of people come up and laugh with SpongeBob then leave. [puts the shirt on] I can break a promise for this. (a bunch of people come up and laugh with SpongeBob then leave. Children: Boo! Hey, SpongeBob, can your stupid paper do this? (has the paper act as a parachute and floats down to the ground. Then he comes uot with his clarinet), Squidward: Well, you can’t play music with a piece of paper! For the final time, I don't want that paper. Well, that’s the last of it. Squidward: What do you mean you can't? Ah-haha. Haha and you can’t have it. Paper for lint, hmmm... Squidward: Hey, that little paper does seem like fun. The paper then pauses mid-flight to "shoot" a rubber duck in the tub as SpongeBob imitates a machine gun before it flies back out the window. I didn't play any wrong notes. (phone rings. Squidward: No, I don't wanna see it again! Hold on there, chum. A guy throwing a piece of paper on the ground! [SpongeBob looks to see what he has] Squidward: [walking up to his clarinet] SpongeBob... [SpongeBob is laughing outside. A guy throwing a piece of paper on the ground! Driven by Envy: The entire conflict of the episode is set into motion because Squidward gets green eyed at the idea of Spongebob having fun with a simple piece of paper in spite of Squidward having many different ways of entertaining himself, and tries to one up Spongebob in having fun (only to be quickly one-upped each time by Spongebob's creativity with the paper) and then tries to get the paper back to show up Spongebob … Of course, there's going to be that one episode where Squidward becomes good all throughout. Squidward: [In the flip-book] Take it, SpongeBob. SpongeBob: Wow, pocket lint! (puts the paper on his butt and waves it at SpongeBob) I got it! [Squidward plays his clarinet, but has to stop due to SpongeBob's laughter continuing] Ohh...what can he possibly be doing with that paper?! I said let go of it! (puts his hand over his mouth) What am I saying?! SpongeBob: You sure? SpongeBob: I can't! (Redirected from The Paper (Spongebob Episode)) The first season of the American … SpongeBob: Garbage?! Squidward screams] Squidward: Everything must go! [SpongeBob looks at the paper] SpongeBob: [begins to reach for it] Okay... [stops] Oh, I get it. Squidward: Yeah, so what? Squidward: Well, you can't play music with a piece of paper! However, SpongeBob refuses to give it back, as he promised not to. Squidward: [riding a shell mobile] Haha, I'm having so much fun with my new shell-cart. SpongeBob: Oh, that’s a good one, Squidward, now let me try. A music sheet appears as he plays. SpongeBob: La, la, la, la, la. See? A treasure trove of... Squidward: ...garbage. Mon, Feb 14, 2000 30 mins. Take it, please. SpongeBob: Hey, listen... [Squidward brings his house over] Squidward: Oh, dare, dare! (plays 'Mary Had a Little Lamb' off-key. (SpongeBob looks at the paper). The Paper. I'm a box of army supplies, [jumps off his pineapple with his clothes back on] bringing relief to the hungry troops! Episode titles - When creating a new episode page, if the article exists as something else, name the article Episode title (SpongeBob SquarePants) Moving pages - When moving a page, if the page is already created, please do not copy and paste. [phone rings. Squidward: How can anyone have fun with just a piece of paper? (laughs at what the magazine says inside) Erosion. Don't worry, Squidward, I won't let you down. Squidward: Now what? SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Squidward, it's just... [giggles] ...it's just that I'm thinking of all the fun I'm going to have with this piece of paper! [runs around SpongeBob] I got it, you're a sucker. SpongeBob: You're right, Gary. SpongeBob plays around with a gum wrapper Squidward threw on his yard. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode " The Paper " from Season 1, which aired on February 14, 2000. He calls that fun? Just give me that paper. SpongeBob's pineapple moves forward closer to the wrapper and he opens the door] (looks around for something to trade) Yeah-yeah, something, something... (reaches in his pocket and takes out something) A-ha, wait up, SpongeBob! [gets SpongeBob out] Squidward: Take it, SpongeBob. SpongeBob: La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la... Squidward: (riding a shell mobile) Haha, I’m having so much fun with my new shell-cart. [puts the paper over one eye] Arrgh, I'm a pirate. SpongeBob: I don't know, what happened to the paper that fell in the ocean? (jumps off his pineapple with his clothes on) Bringing relief to the hungry troops! Airdate: Squidward: (grabs the paper but SpongeBob holds onto it) Give me my paper back! Arrgh! Then he sucks in the paper through one of his holes. Turns his lower body around] Guess what I am. Now for some impressions. [puts the paper in his mouth and sticks his tongue out with a bird shape for the paper] Squidward: What did you... (SpongeBob laughs). [puts the piece of paper on his fingers] Gentlemen, start your engines. [bends up and down trying to fly] I'm flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying... [sighs] ...flying. I've always loved that shirt. I'm not a jungle boy. Squidward: Take it, SpongeBob. Squidward: [grabs the paper but SpongeBob holds onto it] Give me my paper back! SpongeBob SquarePants Volume 2 finds our porous pal at his hilarious best when he takes the wrong bus, blows up a buddy, finds a goldmine of entertainment in a piece of paper and more! And promise me, no matter how much I may beg, and plead, and cry, don't give that paper back to me...ever! Squidward thinks that the paper is useless and just gives it away. Paper for lint, hmmm... Squidward: Not the lint, the rubber band! (laughs). Squidward: Wait, wait, maybe we can trade for something. Hmmm. [folds up the lawn chair and walks to his front door, but SpongeBob stops him] SpongeBob JunglePants summon animal friends. [SpongeBob is rolling the piece of paper on the top of his head. [SpongeBob laughs] (later, Squidward is bringing a TV over to SpongeBob's side in a wheelbarrow) Gotta get that paper. You're a sucker, sucker! He calls that fun? List of episode transcripts [plays the song off-key again. (puts the paper over one eye) Arrgh, I am not a pirate. In this episode, SpongeBob plays with a gum wrapper, and Squidward wants it. SpongeBob finally applies for a job at the Krusty Krab./ SpongeBob finds the perfect use for his… Hall Monitor is the 14th episode of the Nickelodeon TV series SpongeBob SquarePants.The episode begins with SpongeBob and his classmates in boating school. (takes out a centriloquist doll that looks exactly like him) Hey, little Squidward, what’s gray and ugly and has six arms? Gary: Meow. I'm flying! [hangs up and sighs. Squidward: Take it, SpongeBob. T hanks to fans of Spongebob, Mr. Krabs, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy and Plankton, Spongebob Squarepants has become ubiquitous. SpongeBob: (begins to reach for it) Ok... (stops) Oh, I get it. (takes out some gum and puts it in his mouth. Ah, nothing like a duet between buddies, eh, Squidward? Squidward paints, but he paints himself with the piece of paper over his nose. A-ha! SpongeBob: Wow, pocket lint! [SpongeBob moves Squidward's hand off the piece of paper] Paper: What happened to the paper that fell in the ocean? Oh yeah, I'm flying! A spectacular afternoon of underwater fun. Mrs. A treasure trove of... [twists his lower part of his body around and puts the piece of paper in it so it hangs out. [SpongeBob does it again and comes out as a doll] Paper dolls, yay! I’ve always loved that shirt. I didn’t play any wrong notes. Squidward: Oh, boy. [folds the paper a few times to make it look like a flip-book to what Squidward said earlier in the day] Retrieved from "https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/The_Paper/transcript?oldid=3421506". Valentine's Day/The Paper. Squidward: [screaming] Get out! Squidward: (sadly) Okay, the shirt! [does Tarzan impression] Squidward: Get out! (Patrick grabs the paper) Hey, thanks, it’s just what I needed, Squidward. SpongeBob gets a small piece of paper from Squidward to play with. [SpongeBob laughs. [looks around for something to trade] Yeah-yeah, something, something... [reaches in his pocket and takes out something] A-ha, wait up, SpongeBob! Throws the gum wrapper away in front of SpongeBob's house. Don’t worry, Squidward, I won’t let you down. SpongeBob SquarePants - S01E33 - The Paper - video Dailymotion It's called "Breath of Fresh Squidward" and it's a full 180-turn for the character. [puts his nose against SpongeBob's nose] You are not going anywhere until we strike a deal. I’ve got the paper, and you’ve got my useless garbage. Chronology SpongeBob: Squidward's shirt. Squidward desperately begs SpongeBob for the paper, and is not successful until he agrees to trade everything he … Squidward runs off). (puts the paper over one eye) Arrgh, I’m a pirate. I'm a guy with a piece of paper...on his...nose. Squidward: Right. Toro, Gary, toro... [pushes Gary across with his foot] Hey, ole! More The Paper (S01E33) is the thirty-third episode of season one of "SpongeBob SquarePants" released on Mon Feb 14, 2000. [plays 'Mary Had a Little Lamb' off-key. Squidward? [he waves the paper in front of Gary] Toro, toro, Gary! (runs around SpongeBob) I got it, you’re a sucker. I’m flying! Turns his lower body around) Guess what I am. Hold on there, chum. A pirate with an eye patch. Hooray! (SpongeBob moves Squidward's hand off the piece of paper). A guy with a mustache. [Plays a jazzy song with higher notes. SpongeBob uses his imagination to have fun and do amazing things with the paper, and Squidward becomes jealous and attempts to take it back. [takes out some gum and puts it in his mouth. SpongeBob: Squidward? I've got the paper, and you've got my useless garbage.